Sunday, September 18, 2005
I'm Officially Domesticated...
We now own a van. It's red, it's insured, and it has 2 car seats in it. It is a 1993 Pontiac TransSport, with a lot of mileage. It needs a front end alignment (the steering wheel is at a 45 degree angle when driving straight ahead). It runs well and is apparently known for it's good engine type. It cost me $65 to put gas in it. When I drive it, my eyes glaze over and I'm tempted to say "yes, dear", "hey you kids, don't make me come back there", and "hey look, a yard sale" even when no one else is in the car. I've had kids for over 5 years, but I think I'm finally a true dad now. Lord help me.
In other news, I tried an energy drink today. RED RAIN. It was green and tasted like syruppy Mountain Dew with extra fizz. I think I could make that stuff at home with some windshield washer fluid, baking soda and a few cups of sugar. Call it BLUE DEW. Maybe sell it out of the back of the van....
In other news, I tried an energy drink today. RED RAIN. It was green and tasted like syruppy Mountain Dew with extra fizz. I think I could make that stuff at home with some windshield washer fluid, baking soda and a few cups of sugar. Call it BLUE DEW. Maybe sell it out of the back of the van....
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Yah, but do you do windows, laundry, dishes, cooking, diapers, feeding, make the beds, bathrooms, shopping, mow, haircuts, baths, vacuuming, toys, reading, shoulder to cry on, clean the fridge, bake, rake, rattle and roll through your days? Now that is a domesticated Goddess!
Have a great day you domesticated man, you!!
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Have a great day you domesticated man, you!!
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