Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Would You Rather... #3
Be thrown a surprise birthday party, or organize and plan your own birthday party....?
Monday, January 15, 2007
Free Snow Tires...
Wow, they are giving away free sets of snow tires at the Canadian Tire store on Marine Drive. They came with the $500 no-name brand flyswatter I bought. Quick, go down there and buy your flyswatter today! Now I'm looking forward to the fresh snowfall tonight AND the influx of wasps around our house in the summer....
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Almost Famous Sayings...
I recently found the remains of an exercise that I made the people in our youth group do over two years ago. The task was to rewrite the endings to famous sayings. Here are some of the hilarious results:
* The pen is mightier than... a dull pencil. (Tyler)
* Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and... they laugh at you. (Paul)
* Two is company, three is... government. (Chris)
* You can lead a horse to water but... why even try? (Keith)
* You can't teach an old dog... to love your new cat. (Jaki?)
* Don't bite the hand that... just swatted a mosquito. (Tamara)
* You get out of something what you... climb out of. (Dairn)
* Children should be seen and not... dead. (Nathan)
* You can lead a horse to water but... I can't lead a horse to water. (Paul)
* Two is company, three is... plenty, four is squared, five is odd. (Jaki?)
* You can't teach an old dog... to dress with fashion sense. (Dairn)
* Children should be seen and not... smelled. (Tyler)
* Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and... your nose will run. (Tamara)
* You can't teach an old dog... to make fripps. (Keith)
* You can lead a horse to water but... he'll have to pee. (Chris)
Okay, readers, here's your challenge for the comments section. Write a new ending to one of these famous sayings:
1) Better to be safe than...
2) Strike while the...
3) It's always darkest before the...
4) A penny saved is...
Just remember: if at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you....
* The pen is mightier than... a dull pencil. (Tyler)
* Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and... they laugh at you. (Paul)
* Two is company, three is... government. (Chris)
* You can lead a horse to water but... why even try? (Keith)
* You can't teach an old dog... to love your new cat. (Jaki?)
* Don't bite the hand that... just swatted a mosquito. (Tamara)
* You get out of something what you... climb out of. (Dairn)
* Children should be seen and not... dead. (Nathan)
* You can lead a horse to water but... I can't lead a horse to water. (Paul)
* Two is company, three is... plenty, four is squared, five is odd. (Jaki?)
* You can't teach an old dog... to dress with fashion sense. (Dairn)
* Children should be seen and not... smelled. (Tyler)
* Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and... your nose will run. (Tamara)
* You can't teach an old dog... to make fripps. (Keith)
* You can lead a horse to water but... he'll have to pee. (Chris)
Okay, readers, here's your challenge for the comments section. Write a new ending to one of these famous sayings:
1) Better to be safe than...
2) Strike while the...
3) It's always darkest before the...
4) A penny saved is...
Just remember: if at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you....
