Monday, January 09, 2006
Domesticated Thug...
I just saw a guy on the street today who looked like a big, bad biker dude. He was wearing a black leather jacket, wore a bandana on his head with his long shaggy blonde hair sticking out the back. His face had what looked like scars with plenty of 3 day old stubble. He was looking mean, and out walking his dog.
Problem is, his dog was a wee little toy poodle-mix. Anyone could hold it in the palm of their hand. So, the kind of dog that he was walking immediately negated the rough leather jacket. Also, the tiny mutt was on a cute teal coloured leash (that makes up for the bandana and the tough guy hair). Not only was the dog small, but it was wearing a little plaid sweater!! The poor guy now loses any sense of masculinity he once owned. The scars, the facial hair, the snarl - all crossed out due to the tiny dressed up canine at his side.
Here's the worst part: he was standing there waiting while the wee dog was pooping. Sorry bud, but you might as well have been wearing a shawl, knee high pantyhose, horn-rimmed glasses, and pushing a walker! The guys down at the bar better not get wind of your Monday afternoon routine. Hopefully, he doesn't get beat up by a senior citizen looking to take matters into her own hands....
Problem is, his dog was a wee little toy poodle-mix. Anyone could hold it in the palm of their hand. So, the kind of dog that he was walking immediately negated the rough leather jacket. Also, the tiny mutt was on a cute teal coloured leash (that makes up for the bandana and the tough guy hair). Not only was the dog small, but it was wearing a little plaid sweater!! The poor guy now loses any sense of masculinity he once owned. The scars, the facial hair, the snarl - all crossed out due to the tiny dressed up canine at his side.
Here's the worst part: he was standing there waiting while the wee dog was pooping. Sorry bud, but you might as well have been wearing a shawl, knee high pantyhose, horn-rimmed glasses, and pushing a walker! The guys down at the bar better not get wind of your Monday afternoon routine. Hopefully, he doesn't get beat up by a senior citizen looking to take matters into her own hands....
# posted by Dairn @ 3:42 PM 
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acutally, back in my more "punk" days, I wanted a poodle that I fully intended to dye pink. I think thats kind of the same concept...
--jen
--jen
he probably just dresses up tough like that so his dog can crap anywhere he wants. Really the guy is probably into trading junk-bonds and crochet
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