Monday, January 15, 2007

 

Free Snow Tires...

Wow, they are giving away free sets of snow tires at the Canadian Tire store on Marine Drive. They came with the $500 no-name brand flyswatter I bought. Quick, go down there and buy your flyswatter today! Now I'm looking forward to the fresh snowfall tonight AND the influx of wasps around our house in the summer....

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Ever wonder if the warranty will still be valid once the new Jerusalem comes?
 
Aha!
And so it begins...

Now we see that even Can-Tire is jumping on-board. Yes, even Crappy Tire is gearing up for genetically modified animals, such as the giant Snow -Wasp.
Congrats, Dairn! Now you too can get all your redneck friends into your Hummer (freshly decked out in it's new snow tires, courtesy of Crapp-Tire - ooo, I hope you got the tires with the new LED lights!) and go off into the high mountain country searching for the elusive Snow Wasp. Don't forget your swatter!
 
Ummmm.... I am so confused. **
 
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